Dare to be Stuffy
(parody of “Dare to be Stupid” by Weird Al Yankovic, (c) Jennifer
Phillips)
Put down your dreadlocks and listen to me
It's time for us to run from the fight
It time to trade your boombox fo’ water fountain noise
It time to let life be trite
You better sort all laundry in one basket
You better count your white socks before they hatch
You better add some bleach at the right time
You better find yourself a suit to match
You better squelch down your charm all you can
When college students are around
Stick your head in the library name yourself its Khan
Talk with vowels full
Bite the tongue that bred you
Write words longer than your shoe
What shall you do?
Dare to be stuffy
Take some wooden dowels
Shove ‘em up your rectum
Get rigidity working now
I'll show you how
You can
Dare to be stuffy
You can lock up all your cheeks
You can just give up the smile
You can read a funny paper then cross out the jokes for style
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy
It's so easy to do / Dare to be stuffy
We're all waiting for you
It's time to dip a fountain pen in an inkwell
Forget you have a felt tip pen
There's no more time for crying over spilt ink
It's time for drying out your zen
So don't join paintball games join the Latin choir
Buy some sensible tomes and sing madrigals
Ave Maria til you're hoarse and they
drag you away
It's okay
You can dare to be stuffy
It's like fitting on ascots
It's like brewing up a tea
It's like they say you gotta stuff brains if you want
To set brains free
Dare to be stuffy /Yeah why don't you dare to be stuffy
It's so easy to do /Dare to be stuffy
We're all waiting for you /Dare to be stuffy
Burn your sandals at both ends
Look at the Wall Street Journal
Herr Nietzsche can be your friend
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit wielding your dry wit like a cleaver
Pork futures wait for you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy
What did I say? / Dare to be stuffy
Tell me what did I say? / Dare to be stuffy
It's all right / Dare to be stuffy
We can be stuffy all night
Dare to be stuffy / Come avoid the crowd
Dare to be stuffy / Shout it out loud
Dare to be stuffy / I can't hear you
Dare to be stuffy / Okay, I can hear you
Dare to be stuffy / Let's do
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy
(parody of “Dare to be Stupid” by Weird Al Yankovic, (c) Jennifer
Phillips)
Put down your dreadlocks and listen to me
It's time for us to run from the fight
It time to trade your boombox fo’ water fountain noise
It time to let life be trite
You better sort all laundry in one basket
You better count your white socks before they hatch
You better add some bleach at the right time
You better find yourself a suit to match
You better squelch down your charm all you can
When college students are around
Stick your head in the library name yourself its Khan
Talk with vowels full
Bite the tongue that bred you
Write words longer than your shoe
What shall you do?
Dare to be stuffy
Take some wooden dowels
Shove ‘em up your rectum
Get rigidity working now
I'll show you how
You can
Dare to be stuffy
You can lock up all your cheeks
You can just give up the smile
You can read a funny paper then cross out the jokes for style
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy
It's so easy to do / Dare to be stuffy
We're all waiting for you
It's time to dip a fountain pen in an inkwell
Forget you have a felt tip pen
There's no more time for crying over spilt ink
It's time for drying out your zen
So don't join paintball games join the Latin choir
Buy some sensible tomes and sing madrigals
Ave Maria til you're hoarse and they
drag you away
It's okay
You can dare to be stuffy
It's like fitting on ascots
It's like brewing up a tea
It's like they say you gotta stuff brains if you want
To set brains free
Dare to be stuffy /Yeah why don't you dare to be stuffy
It's so easy to do /Dare to be stuffy
We're all waiting for you /Dare to be stuffy
Burn your sandals at both ends
Look at the Wall Street Journal
Herr Nietzsche can be your friend
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit wielding your dry wit like a cleaver
Pork futures wait for you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy
What did I say? / Dare to be stuffy
Tell me what did I say? / Dare to be stuffy
It's all right / Dare to be stuffy
We can be stuffy all night
Dare to be stuffy / Come avoid the crowd
Dare to be stuffy / Shout it out loud
Dare to be stuffy / I can't hear you
Dare to be stuffy / Okay, I can hear you
Dare to be stuffy / Let's do
Dare to be stuffy / Dare to be stuffy